Monday, May 29, 2023

“pro” snowboarder?

Here I sit watching ABC’s The Bachelorette. Now I’ll admit I love terrible TV as much as the next person, but this show is a low, even for me. So why, do you ask, would I put myself through this show where the SAME GIRL from last season searches for love amongst douche bags once again? Well, I currently have two guests from Ohio, and they excitedly informed me someone from their past was one of the potential suitors on this season’s Bachelorette.


The Ohioan featured on the show is Jesse Csincsak and according to his bio, he is a professional snowboarder. I personally have never heard of Jesse, but my friends told me he’s huge on the Grand Prix circuit and similar competitions. I bet he is really big in Japan.

So for the entire episode (even the night scenes) Jesse had his sunglasses on his head. I think that really sums it up. He will probably get sent home soon, (actually I know he’s already at home because a call may  have been placed to him as soon as the two hour show concluded, but I think they probably film in advance), but no doubt he’ll show up on another reality show in no time. Yep, snowboarding has really made it!


  1. Hey chick, once the USASA Boardercross tour stops next season, I’m going to come hunt you down bitch. Talking shit about me on your stupid web site? Do you know who I am? I’m the new Puck from Real World, I’m the new Johnny Rotten from Survivor, I’m fucking Jess Csincsak bitch, YOU better recognize. Now a quick shout out to all my hook ups. Paul Mitchel who makes the sickest shampoo, Moss Snowboards, Catek Bindings, Kiss Mark Boots and Turbine Shred Clothing. Any of you sluts that want to swing from my balls after this show ends, look me up. I’ll give you some pity cock.

  2. This is sort of like when the baseball players try to play football too. They are never very good at either.

    It is also like when they let Billy Crystal play baseball.

  3. Jesse is a hottie I wish i was 10 years younger! yummers. or i wish he was boarding back in the day when i did.oh well.

  4. The infamous JSak! Both Hoen and I know who this is.

    Umm…I miss PDX. It might be a few years before I can actually move back but I’ll try to make it quick and hopefully you’ll still be there and we can skate again.

    Tell Jared hi.

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