Saturday, April 27, 2024

Skier Dunce Move of the Day

You know what we don’t do enough around here anymore? Make fun of skiers. And what better to inspire us than this super amazing project by some random people that we’re pretty sure you’ve never heard of… They’re making a movie where they go off the social media grid, all the while being filmed with a RED camera.

“I’d rather just do things, I don’t need to share that I’m doing things.”

They said in a promotional video made to get shared on the Internet and social media, which was filmed on a trip presumably planned on devices using the Internet, all to promote a crowd-sourcing campaign on Kickstarter, to make a video that will be marketed using social media. Oh, and one of the Kickstarter rewards includes “A thank you on Facebook.”

55 COMMENTS

  1. I wish I was living in the moment snowboarding, having sex, or snugging my cats right now. Instead Im commenting on this from my bed. FUCK YOBEAT

  2. This would be cool if there was never a trailer or any mention of it on social media ever and they just dropped it out of nowhere

  3. At least it’s a different premise than another “i’m in it for the fun and friends because we’re so original” action sports documentary.

    • They created a video talking about how the world overshares that they are going to share to the world. Seems like a pretty dumb premise to me.

      I don’t mind the fun and friends movies cause that’s what it is about, who cares if its been done before.

    • Become? It’s literally been that since ’97, where the fuck have you been? And if you think “those fuckers rip” then get the fuck off a snowboard site ya kook.

  4. first shot on the red rail is in Sun Valley, Idaho. This whole thing makes sense now. Kooktastic!

  5. Of all the skier things yobeat could “hate” on, they choose this? Yall some spiteful thots

  6. Did you even watch the video promotion for this? This is a weak blurb on a sweet project.

  7. wow. who ever wrote this post was retarded. you’ve never heard of crazy Karl? just google Karl Fostvedt and see what comes up…

    yobeat= gay

  8. Brooke is a whinny old bitch that can barley snowboard and hates on shit like this to make herself feel better.

    • i wanna try a barley snowboard too, shit sounds cool. DR said i needed more grains in my life anyways, shit.

  9. “Hey since we don’t put out any good/original/remotely funny content, let’s just make fun of some sick skiers, cause all we do is rehash garbage content”.
    -Yobeat

  10. This is the first time I’ve been on Yo Beat in awhile and fuck has it gotten awful if this is what it has become.
    This author is a straight jerry. What happened to the creative jabs at skiers? Now it just seems like Yo Beat is a bunch of salty teenagers who can’t think of any creative things to write.
    Better luck in your next career Brooke.

  11. this #content is all v. #authentic. such an innovative project. out to really #disrupt the game.

    dorks.

  12. HOLY FUCK 4 DAYS WITHOUT INTERNET HOW DID THEY EVEN SURVIVE FUCK THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY!!!

  13. oh Anna is a babe!

    such a hypocritical teaser though! …”oh we hate the idea of sharing and inspiring others through film and media so we are gonna do exactly that”

    shutting off the phone for a couple weeks at a time is truly rewarding to connect with surroundings organically, but preaching about not using any devices and then sharing it on social media is a total joke.

  14. Ugh newschoolers made a thread about this article and now all the comments are their 13-year old haters. I like it better when the hate is coming from 13 year-old snowboarders, at least.

  15. This shit is so gay and I’m experiencing a new level of hate… does that make me homophobic?

    It can’t be summed up how terrible everything is about this.

  16. they better have fucked those bitches day in and day out or bringing them along was sure a waste of time and money

  17. hahaha the skiers in this video are doing way better at life than the idiot who wrote this.

  18. On the bright side, it getting posted on newschoolers has driven the most views yobeat has ever seen

  19. Yobeat, you guys are all fucking trash. You are that desperate to make fun of skiing, this isn’t even a bad trailer. Just remember that you guys produced Shaun White. Come talk to me when you quit riding Midwest flats in girls skinny jeans and learn how to ride real mountains like these skiers. Suck it!

    • Hahah. I have to agree with upstate on this one (which never happens)

      Shaun’s parents produced him, not snowboarding. I am sure there are plenty of ass hats in the ski world, but I wouldn’t know because you guys don’t matter enough to pay attention to.

      Come talk to me after you realize snowboarding saved skiing and your whole newschooler culture is a rip off of snowboarding.

      SUCK IT MAN!!!!

  20. You guys hating on my writing style? I am just different, okay? I scoped the NS website and found this sweet teaser and sense you ain’t on the snowboarding level I wrote about it bra. I snowboarded once in louisvill kentucky so I get how one can do a dub bra.

  21. “Hey guys, let’s market a movie about not marketing in the modern world, but totally push it through modern marketing. It’ll be tight. We’ll be so in the moment. Now go do some research on Instagram.”

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